The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

MIMPI DI SIANG HARI

Td I baca magazine, ntah mcm mn ley tertido lak. Hehe. While I was sleeping, I dream about him. Hehe. I was in the car wif him wif 2 small kids. I dunno who are they but in d dream they are his niece and nephew. Agak confused ckit sebab mn ley jadi anak buah sbb dier anak sulung. Ntahla.. Ktorg kat bulatan pahang heading to Hospital Besar. Ntah la kenapa banyak2 jalan kat Msia ni tapi mimpi bulatan pahang. Ktorg pon berborak la ntah ape xley nak ingat pastu I was so shocked bler toleh belakang ader 2 of his fwen Jojo and the other 1 I dunno his name berlari kejar ktorg dr belakang. I told him his fwen run after us but dier cakap biar je la. I dunno why he acting like dat. Then we continue chatting. Lepas 2 I tgk lg kt belakng dorang still lagi kejar ktorng. I pon bgtau kat dier lg skali tapi dier cakap lantak je dorang tue. So i just kept quiet. Risau sgt. Ntah la kenapa. Pastu tetibe ader road block lak kt depan. Dier soh berhenti. Pastu I pon turunkan tingkap. Then, the policeman said ur phone is ringing. I dunno how my phone is wif him. But then I amek jer tepon tue. Pastu tetibe terkejut and terjaga dr tdo. My phone was ringing and my beloved prince charmin called me. I was so happy. Walaupon mimpi 2 agak complicated and xpaham pon the connection tapi I was so happy sebab dier yg call. I LOVE YOU so much

HOLIDAY

At last, I’m free but not really free. Still TAK BOLEH berpisah dengan buku lagi. Got another 4 years to go. OH MY GOD!! Still a long journey.

Neway..wanna wish to all the CUCMSian especially:

M11: my rummate aliah n zubeq, next door hsemate parv and bav (they will missin each other, opposite hsemate nana and midots n bottom hsemate shahsu, my eating partner: ali and ditemani oleh faiz, kuji, zul, and ammar once, my rakan sejawat: tim jgn lupa staid yer, and last but not least my BELOVED mentor ZAIZUL AMRI BIN ZAMAN..

Wish y’all

HAPPY HOLIDAY..!!

p/s: jgn lupa pesan Prof. Nasar baca anatomy of the heart lak for CVS

ADER APE PADA SINGAPORE?!?

On Saturday afternoon, lepas pegi kenduri kawen kat Johor, my family, mak lang’s family and I went to Singapore. Saje je alang-alang dah sampai Johor. Passport dh nak mati so mama cakap bazir mukasurat kat passport tu sbb xbyk chop. So dier ajak la g Singapore so dat tambah la helaian chop yg digunakan. Xder la bazir sgt. Jalan jam gler ms otw nk ke Singapore. Dh sampai Singapore pon still jam. Not much different ther. Last pegi pon rsnyer 10 yrs back kot. Agak lama dah xpegi. We all was so exhausted sebab duduk dalam kereta hampir 3 hours kat sn tp xgak smpai2 ke tempat yyg dituju. Sebenarnyer I also dunno wher they wanna go. Dah malam br smpai. Kat Sim Lim tower. Ala ala Low Yatt la. Bebudak ni nk bli PSP new arrival ($350) kalo convert ringgit almost RM800. Jalan2 kat c2 pon dh nak dekat kot 9 mlm. And I was so tired and starving. Lpas dorang habis shopping br dpt pegi makan. My mom cakap xsdp lgsg mknn dier. But bcoz I am so damn hungry I makan jer segala bende without any complain. Xtau la sedap ke x mknn tue. My cousin punyer mee pon I sebat. Well..thats era..era dan makanan mmg xdapat dipisahkan. Mereka2 semua bershopping sakan di Singapore but I xbli ape2 pon. Sumenyer ader kat M’sia. So xder hati lak nk beli ape2. I’m not really happy actually ms pegi sn. Maybe becoz he was not there. Miss him actually. Hp lak xder coverage ms kat Johor and kat Singapore lagi laa. So xdapat nk call dier. And dier lak balik kampong coz his granny sakit. So tahap kerinduan yg amat melampau melanda. HUHU.. So kesimpulannye I tak enjoi lgsg kat sana. Malaysia lagi best kot dr Singapore. Xder yg menarik pony g ader kt c2..

SESAT @ LOST!?!

Last Friday Dr Hafiz ader buat kenduri and BBQ kat umah dier. Me, Aliah, and Tim naik 1 kereta and ktorg konvoi dgn Bhav together wif Parvin, Ishani, Niza and Mimi. Kuar umah awal gler. At 5.30 kot ktorg bertolakdr cyberia. But pegi singgah my hse at bangi first coz nak letak barang Aliah and I wanted to pack my stuff sebab ryte after the kenduri my family and I will go to Johor visiting my aunt hse, attend another aunt’s kenduri (her daughter get married) and menambah kan chop kat passport (visit Singapore).

Aliah tumpang balik ke DESA SKUDAI desanya yang tersayang. Ktorg sampai Bangi pon dh agak lewat sebab jalan jam gler. Then I need to wait 4 my dad coz dier nk anta ktorg smpai umah Dr Hafiz in Sungai Ramal. Bhav and the gang tunggu kat Petronas near my hse while me and my crew balik umah doin our stuff 4awhile. Lepas segalanyer settle ktorg pon gerak la ke sungai ramal. Smpai je kat sn ktorg hampir an hour kot mncari rumah. Terseksa gak la jiwa dan raga. Naik bukit turun bukit tapi tak jumpa gak umah dier. Hampir give up la dibuatnyer. I asked Tim to call Dr Hafiz asking for direction. He said we must turn right when we saw LAMPU JALAN. Macam mana nk tau which lorong that we need to take coz of coz la setiap jalan ader lampu jalan!! I was so damn irritated. Disebabkan xjumpa gak ktorg call lg 1 tanyer dier direction. Dis time he said jalan terus jer smpai puncak bukit then turn ryte. Everybody in the car was laughing. Mcm mn lak nk tau which puncak bukit coz jalan dier berbukit2.hahaha.. Mmg pening. Then I called Kim. Dier plak suruh kire lorong. From the 1^st junction count till d 4^th junction then turn ryte. Ktorg still ader doubt gak. Kire sume lorong ke? Do we need to count lorong yg kecik gak?hahah. sume dah gone craze. But end up kitorg jumpa gak la which lorong. Dh nk dekat pkol 7.30 br kitorg jmpa coz ader Chia and Joshua yg jaga kt c2. Nasib baek abah yg anta kalo I yg bawak kete dah lame dh balik je Cyber and tdo. But neway it was really fun. Mcm buat explore race lak.

Setibanya disana me and Aliah terus join the prayers. While the non-muslim prepare d dinner. Lepas semayang and tazkirah ktorg pon makan secepat yg mungkin sebab abah dah nk smpai. Around 9 ktorg bertolak ke Johor. Tapi before that singgah ke hospital university tgh uncle ali (my dad’s fren) sakit tenat.

HOLIDAY

At last, I’m free but not really free. Still TAK BOLEH berpisah dengan buku lagi. Got another 4 years to go. OH MY GOD!! Still a long journey.

Neway..wanna wish to all the CUCMSian especially:

M11: my rummate aliah n zubeq, next door hsemate parv and bav (they will missin each other, opposite hsemate nana and midots n bottom hsemate shahsu, my eating partner: ali and ditemani oleh faiz, kuji, zul, and ammar once, my rakan sejawat: tim jgn lupa staid yer, and last but not least my BELOVED mentor ZAIZUL AMRI BIN ZAMAN..

Wish y’all

HAPPY HOLIDAY..!!

p/s: jgn lupa pesan Prof. Nasar baca anatomy of the heart lak for CVS

Just for You

Oh Tuhan tolonglah diriku
Yang sungguh menginginkan dia
Untuk mencintaiku dan mendampingiku
Di dalam hidupku ini

Oh tuhan bukalah hatinya
Untuk melupakan kesalahanku
Yang telah menjadi duri di dalam hatinya
Dan melukai hatinya

Tolonglah dekat aku
Yang melukaimu
Aku ingin, Engkau tahu
Aku selalu cinta padamu

you are FORGIVEN

At last, Parvin just forgive me..im so happy..

Im sori..Parvin

tribute to Parvin

SAMBUNGAN daripada kes yg same color baju ari tue..alkisahnyer bermula begini..
Balik jer dari umah on that day housematezz sume read my blog..N suddenly Parvin shout

"Where is my name?"

Tetibe br teringat yg Parvin pon ader kt c2. N she is d one yg snap gmbr tue.. Terus rs bersalah yg teramat sangat.. So dis post is dedicated to her..hehe..sorie parvin..she really angry wif me coz tak ingat yg dier ad kt c2. i also dunno y i forgot about her. Mmg xteringat lagsg. Bukan sengaja nk lupa or wat..im really sori parvin. it is not my fault. my brain fault. sumtime it become resonant.. dikesempatan ini juga saya ingin meminta maaf kepada parvin kerana

1. being a bad partner
2. not on her side when bhav bully her
3. sumtime bergabung tenaga dgn bhav bully her
4. gossip about C instead of S
5. blank her and nana
6. etc etc etc

Hope you can forgive me parvin..huhuhu

OMG..same color!!!

"OH MY GOD..!!Bhav U wearing RED color shirt too". I just realise dat when me, Bhav, Aliah, Shashu, Midotz, n, Ros jalan nk ke terminal. When i was changing to get ready to go to class I dah realise yg Me and Aliah wearing same color shirt. Tapi cam biase je la. Ape salahnyer pon. Semangat keBILIKan yg tinggi perlu dipupuk and disemai di dalam jiwa. Masa nak pegi makan Bhav plak complaining about our dress code. Dier marah plak I, Aliah and Shashu pkai color same. Without realising yg dier pon pkai merah gak. Hehe.. Bak kata pepatah melayu

"cakap siang pandang-pandang, cakap malam dengar-dengar"

eh..btol ker??lebih kurang la tuh. While we were laughing and walking to terminal ade plak orang parking SAVVY merah just in front of us. So ape lagi..The camerafobia groups yang pantang jumpa camera pon snap a picture. I really like d pic coz it is RED in color..RED DEVIL..MAN UTD!!!

DONUT vs FRIENDship

Td pegi MMU, hajat dihati nak beli J.Co donut. Unfortunately, malang nasibku kerana mesin membuat donut masih blom berfungsi. Huhuhu..Sedey gler. Dari semalam teringin and mengidam nak makan donut.

DONUT oh DONUT

Someone told me that i need to be patience. Mungkin xder rezeki. But im really depressed. Maybe usaha yg dah dibuat xmencukupi lagi. Or maybe hadiah yg lebih besar akan dikecapi sooner or later. Who knows.. I will keep on striving and pray to God, wishes that my dream will be granted and never ever stop striving..Neway, really thanx to my buddy sebab menenangkan hati i yg gundah gulana ini. u really done a good job. U mmg no me well
la.

Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world,
You entered, bringing light and life to me,
The vivid colors, painted with a swirl
Of wit and charm, of personality,
With tender care, you added comfort, warmth,
And images that line the now bright walls.


I look upon them fondly, bringing forth
A thankfulness that you walk in these halls
With me; our friendship has become a part
Of my world now; it has its special place,
Within my being, life, and in my heart,
Your name hangs right beside your smiling face.
Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been,
I have to thank you for the light, my friend.

CUCMS ku!!

Nana, Me, Aliah and Zue dalam auditorium
Ader ceramah masa bebudak Sudan dtg melawat Malaysia

Me and Bhav at the car park

Dalam kelas



Lecture hall

Manchester United..RED DEVIL!!!

Semalam i pegi tgk bola dgn ali+faiz+kuji+zul(abg aroy). At first xrancang pon nk pegi tgk. I call prince charmin tanyer dier kat mane and he said

"Sy keluar dgn Yap tgk bola kt Melewar"

So I pon agak excited and i asked Zue match ape mlm nie. When i noe Man Utd vs liverpool of coz la WAJIB tgk. So i immediately call Ali...

Me: Hello..Ali..Ko kat mn?
Ali: Aku kt mama. Nk join. Baru je order. Kenapa?
Me: Ingatkan ko tgk bola.
Ali: Apsl??Ko nk tgk bola ker? Aku baru jer order.
Me: Ader sape kt sane?
Ali: Faiz, Kuji, ngn Zul. Nk dtg x?
Me: Xpe ar. Ramai sgt ar
Ali: Ko xcakap nk tgk bola
Me: Its okay. Xpe ar. Njoi ur dinner. Bye
Ali: Bye

Out of sudden, while my housemates n i doing the english assignment Ali call balik..

Ali: Hello, era kitorang cancel makan nk kuar tgk bola ngn ko
Me: Laaa..Xpe ar. Aku tanye je ko nk tgk bola ke x
Ali: Jom ar tgk kt Putra
Me: Crius nie?
Ali: A ah. Jom ar. Ktorg tunggu ko kt bwh
Me: Alrite

So..tanpa melengahkan masa lagi, i pon bersiap sedia la pegi tgk bola...tak rugi pon pegi tgk sebab MU menang 3-0. Best gler. Mlm tue tdo dgn penuh kenikmatan.

MANCHESTER UNITED 3, LIVERPOOL 0 Brown 34, Ronaldo 79, Nani 81

"A Portuguese one-two from Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani plus a rare Wes Brown goal gave United the perfect Easter gift and destroyed any lingering hopes Liverpool had of breaking into the title race"

Manchester United: van der Sar; Brown, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra; Carrick, Anderson (Tevez, 73), Scholes; Ronaldo, Giggs (Nani, 73); Rooney.
Subs not used: Kuszczak, O’Shea, Hargreaves.

Liverpool: Reina; Arbeloa, Carragher, Skrtel, Aurelio; Kuyt, Mascherano, Alonso, Babel (Benayoun, 66); Gerrard; Torres (Riise, 83). Subs not used: Itandje, Hyypia, Crouch.

HOWEVER, BECKHAM ALWAYS IN MY RED DEVIL HEART

My love..hehe

How can we know that the guy we love, love us too? How can we know either the guy is sincere or not? And how can we know whether the guy telling us the truth or not? What can i say is I know. We can feel it. Naluri seorang wanita. Hahaha. Ayat tak bley blah.

As I look into your eyes
I see all the reasons why
My life’s worth a thousand skies
You’re the simplest love I’ve known
And the purest one I’ll own
Know you’ll never be alone

My baby you
Are the reason I could fly

And cause of you
I don’t have to wonder why
Baby you
There’s no more just getting by
You’re the reason I feel so alive
Though these words I sing are true
They still fail to capture you
As mere words can only do
How do I explain that smile
And how it turns my world around
Keeping my feet on the ground

I will soothe you if you fall
I’l be right there if you call
You’re my greatest love of all

Pasar...!!

Hari ni tak tau dapat seru dari mana tetibe terbangun awal lak. Tapi xder la awal mana. Around 10 in d mornin. First time pegi breakfast kat area bangi ni since pindah. And lagi 1 first time pergi pasar beli ikan dengan mama. Selama hari ni tak pernah pon berkesempatan untuk pergi. Keinginan tu memang ada. Abah pun agak terkezut melihatku di dapur di pagi hari. hehe.. Sewaktu di pasar, i learn sumthing tau. Selama hari ni ingat kan ikan yang panjang tu namanyer ikan parang. Rupa-rupanya tue ikan tenggiri. hehe.. tak ley kawen lagi la camni. too bad. huhu..


I dah promise kat my ex boss 2 say sumthin about him. But, i dunno wat to say. wat i can say is dier nie romantik orangnyer. untung gak la sape yang dapat dier. Tetibe teringat masa kat old town. He know how 2 play guitar. Tapi dier tak penah ajar ex PA dier pon. Kecian tau. hemmm.. wat else can i say. he is a nice guy. Petang2 maen bola. He love archery so much. i guess.. N dier tak suka kalo petang2 hujan sebab dier tak ley g maen bola. Neway, good luck untuk ur match. Tue je kot. Tak ley nak cter bad things coz dier dah warning. hehe..C boss..i dun talk bad thing bout u. ahaks..guess which 1 is him??suppose to be yg most handsome..

First Experience

This is the first time im writing a blog actually..sebelum nie tulis essay english ms ambika jer..hehe..diary pon xpenah ader. why am i writing??hemm..me myself also curios wan to know. i think because ari tue tgk blog senior dgn zue. pastu tetibe rs mcm best lak. so i decide to sign up 1. a fren of mine told me that i need a thing to kind of meluahkan my emotion or feeling or wat so ever..because she said i dun trust any living things in this world..so when im facing a problem at least ader la blog yg i bley cter kot. maybe..xtau la how efficient it is. harap dpt membantu bler i tension..