The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

MIMPI DI SIANG HARI

Td I baca magazine, ntah mcm mn ley tertido lak. Hehe. While I was sleeping, I dream about him. Hehe. I was in the car wif him wif 2 small kids. I dunno who are they but in d dream they are his niece and nephew. Agak confused ckit sebab mn ley jadi anak buah sbb dier anak sulung. Ntahla.. Ktorg kat bulatan pahang heading to Hospital Besar. Ntah la kenapa banyak2 jalan kat Msia ni tapi mimpi bulatan pahang. Ktorg pon berborak la ntah ape xley nak ingat pastu I was so shocked bler toleh belakang ader 2 of his fwen Jojo and the other 1 I dunno his name berlari kejar ktorg dr belakang. I told him his fwen run after us but dier cakap biar je la. I dunno why he acting like dat. Then we continue chatting. Lepas 2 I tgk lg kt belakng dorang still lagi kejar ktorng. I pon bgtau kat dier lg skali tapi dier cakap lantak je dorang tue. So i just kept quiet. Risau sgt. Ntah la kenapa. Pastu tetibe ader road block lak kt depan. Dier soh berhenti. Pastu I pon turunkan tingkap. Then, the policeman said ur phone is ringing. I dunno how my phone is wif him. But then I amek jer tepon tue. Pastu tetibe terkejut and terjaga dr tdo. My phone was ringing and my beloved prince charmin called me. I was so happy. Walaupon mimpi 2 agak complicated and xpaham pon the connection tapi I was so happy sebab dier yg call. I LOVE YOU so much

HOLIDAY

At last, I’m free but not really free. Still TAK BOLEH berpisah dengan buku lagi. Got another 4 years to go. OH MY GOD!! Still a long journey.

Neway..wanna wish to all the CUCMSian especially:

M11: my rummate aliah n zubeq, next door hsemate parv and bav (they will missin each other, opposite hsemate nana and midots n bottom hsemate shahsu, my eating partner: ali and ditemani oleh faiz, kuji, zul, and ammar once, my rakan sejawat: tim jgn lupa staid yer, and last but not least my BELOVED mentor ZAIZUL AMRI BIN ZAMAN..

Wish y’all

HAPPY HOLIDAY..!!

p/s: jgn lupa pesan Prof. Nasar baca anatomy of the heart lak for CVS

ADER APE PADA SINGAPORE?!?

On Saturday afternoon, lepas pegi kenduri kawen kat Johor, my family, mak lang’s family and I went to Singapore. Saje je alang-alang dah sampai Johor. Passport dh nak mati so mama cakap bazir mukasurat kat passport tu sbb xbyk chop. So dier ajak la g Singapore so dat tambah la helaian chop yg digunakan. Xder la bazir sgt. Jalan jam gler ms otw nk ke Singapore. Dh sampai Singapore pon still jam. Not much different ther. Last pegi pon rsnyer 10 yrs back kot. Agak lama dah xpegi. We all was so exhausted sebab duduk dalam kereta hampir 3 hours kat sn tp xgak smpai2 ke tempat yyg dituju. Sebenarnyer I also dunno wher they wanna go. Dah malam br smpai. Kat Sim Lim tower. Ala ala Low Yatt la. Bebudak ni nk bli PSP new arrival ($350) kalo convert ringgit almost RM800. Jalan2 kat c2 pon dh nak dekat kot 9 mlm. And I was so tired and starving. Lpas dorang habis shopping br dpt pegi makan. My mom cakap xsdp lgsg mknn dier. But bcoz I am so damn hungry I makan jer segala bende without any complain. Xtau la sedap ke x mknn tue. My cousin punyer mee pon I sebat. Well..thats era..era dan makanan mmg xdapat dipisahkan. Mereka2 semua bershopping sakan di Singapore but I xbli ape2 pon. Sumenyer ader kat M’sia. So xder hati lak nk beli ape2. I’m not really happy actually ms pegi sn. Maybe becoz he was not there. Miss him actually. Hp lak xder coverage ms kat Johor and kat Singapore lagi laa. So xdapat nk call dier. And dier lak balik kampong coz his granny sakit. So tahap kerinduan yg amat melampau melanda. HUHU.. So kesimpulannye I tak enjoi lgsg kat sana. Malaysia lagi best kot dr Singapore. Xder yg menarik pony g ader kt c2..

SESAT @ LOST!?!

Last Friday Dr Hafiz ader buat kenduri and BBQ kat umah dier. Me, Aliah, and Tim naik 1 kereta and ktorg konvoi dgn Bhav together wif Parvin, Ishani, Niza and Mimi. Kuar umah awal gler. At 5.30 kot ktorg bertolakdr cyberia. But pegi singgah my hse at bangi first coz nak letak barang Aliah and I wanted to pack my stuff sebab ryte after the kenduri my family and I will go to Johor visiting my aunt hse, attend another aunt’s kenduri (her daughter get married) and menambah kan chop kat passport (visit Singapore).

Aliah tumpang balik ke DESA SKUDAI desanya yang tersayang. Ktorg sampai Bangi pon dh agak lewat sebab jalan jam gler. Then I need to wait 4 my dad coz dier nk anta ktorg smpai umah Dr Hafiz in Sungai Ramal. Bhav and the gang tunggu kat Petronas near my hse while me and my crew balik umah doin our stuff 4awhile. Lepas segalanyer settle ktorg pon gerak la ke sungai ramal. Smpai je kat sn ktorg hampir an hour kot mncari rumah. Terseksa gak la jiwa dan raga. Naik bukit turun bukit tapi tak jumpa gak umah dier. Hampir give up la dibuatnyer. I asked Tim to call Dr Hafiz asking for direction. He said we must turn right when we saw LAMPU JALAN. Macam mana nk tau which lorong that we need to take coz of coz la setiap jalan ader lampu jalan!! I was so damn irritated. Disebabkan xjumpa gak ktorg call lg 1 tanyer dier direction. Dis time he said jalan terus jer smpai puncak bukit then turn ryte. Everybody in the car was laughing. Mcm mn lak nk tau which puncak bukit coz jalan dier berbukit2.hahaha.. Mmg pening. Then I called Kim. Dier plak suruh kire lorong. From the 1^st junction count till d 4^th junction then turn ryte. Ktorg still ader doubt gak. Kire sume lorong ke? Do we need to count lorong yg kecik gak?hahah. sume dah gone craze. But end up kitorg jumpa gak la which lorong. Dh nk dekat pkol 7.30 br kitorg jmpa coz ader Chia and Joshua yg jaga kt c2. Nasib baek abah yg anta kalo I yg bawak kete dah lame dh balik je Cyber and tdo. But neway it was really fun. Mcm buat explore race lak.

Setibanya disana me and Aliah terus join the prayers. While the non-muslim prepare d dinner. Lepas semayang and tazkirah ktorg pon makan secepat yg mungkin sebab abah dah nk smpai. Around 9 ktorg bertolak ke Johor. Tapi before that singgah ke hospital university tgh uncle ali (my dad’s fren) sakit tenat.

HOLIDAY

At last, I’m free but not really free. Still TAK BOLEH berpisah dengan buku lagi. Got another 4 years to go. OH MY GOD!! Still a long journey.

Neway..wanna wish to all the CUCMSian especially:

M11: my rummate aliah n zubeq, next door hsemate parv and bav (they will missin each other, opposite hsemate nana and midots n bottom hsemate shahsu, my eating partner: ali and ditemani oleh faiz, kuji, zul, and ammar once, my rakan sejawat: tim jgn lupa staid yer, and last but not least my BELOVED mentor ZAIZUL AMRI BIN ZAMAN..

Wish y’all

HAPPY HOLIDAY..!!

p/s: jgn lupa pesan Prof. Nasar baca anatomy of the heart lak for CVS

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