The Boy is Mine

"Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?"
"Uh Hu sure you know you look kinda familiar."
"Yeah you do to, but I just wanted to know do you know somebody named?"
"Oh you know his name."
"Oh yeah definitely I know his name."
"Well I just want to let you that he's mine."
"Huh no no he's mine!"


You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Think its time we got this straight
Sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man are you insane

But see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But your blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make it
Through the day, Aint that a shame

But maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something thats so good
All my love was all it took
(The boy is mine)

Must you do the things you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know its me not you
And if you didn't know it's cause it's true

I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is apart of my life
I know its killing you inside

You can say what you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake

When will you get the picture
Your the past I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
If you didn't know the boy is mine

You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games I won't allow
The boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
The special place thats in my heart
He was my love right from the start

Give it on up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine oh ah...
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
No no. You need to give it up
About enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Mine...oh mine
You seem to be confused
He belongs to me

The boy is mine, not yours
But mine
Not yours
But mine
Not yours
But mine

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine!

P/S: Si A .. Si B..

My advice is, tinggalkan je lelaki tue coz he's not that into you coz if he is into you, he won't let this kind of problem happen to you at the first place...BEWARE!!

Event terakhir....

Setelah berakhirnya sesi sebentar tadi..

Zue anda sangat mantap. Thanks tue kakanda (GG) yang berkolaborasi bersama anda utk menjayakan sajak yang sangat 'Prof Hatta' itu.

At 1st I datang majlis tue sebab Zue perform and teringin la plak nak tgk ape persembahan yg ada. Mmg tak rugi langsung. Bukan setakat dapat ilmu tapi dapat bende lain gak. One of them is.. Hehe.. Malu nak sebut. Anyway, sape tau si ***** tue dah ada GF ker??Ahaks! Comel sekali.. Berbakat rupanya anda..

Tapi at the end, rasa takut melanda bila dengar sajak Zaizul (tak sangka i u..!) and terasa kecil bila dgr cter Prof Latif. Berbangga dgn Prof Hatta and as usual kagum dgn efficency Prof Hamdan.

Time to sleep.. Daaaaa...

Case Review

CASE 1

One night, seorang putera yang gagah perkasa berkata

"Saya tau saya tak layak"
"Suara awak buat saya tak boleh tido malam"

Malangnya, si puteri memberikan respon yang agak kurang memuaskan...

"Duhhh"

CASE 2

Sewaktu pelajar disalah sebuah universiti swasta tempatan sedang mungulang kaji pelajaran untuk peperiksaan yang around the corner, mereka telah mengenal pasti antara clinical features of asthmatic patient yang tidak didedahkan oleh mana-mana badan berkanun:

1. Busuk
2.Tak mandi
3. Flirtious (Kaki flirt tahap dewa)
4. Bone overlap kat metatarsal bone (Berjalan sejibik cam penguin)
5. Katil patah and melendut

CASE 3

Pada suatu hari, ketika sedang berucap di hadapan kelas

" We are from group M06"

Dan pada suatu hari yang berlainan

" Kami dari group M16"

Adakah ini telah dirancang oleh pihak2 yang terlibat atau adakah kebetulan semata mata atau adakah ia suatu petanda??

Kalau dah jodoh tak kemana.

CASE 4

Setelah semua anggota membentangkan hujah-hujah mereka

"Tue yang tinggi tue tak da ape2 nak cakap ker?"

Si tinggi memberi kan respon tersengih. Lalu berkata

"Tak de ape nak cakap"

Lalu si pemuja berkata

"Kalau takde pon ada2 kan la"

Apakah agenda sebenar disebalik persoalan itu??

CONCLUSION

Hehehe...Mission accomplish

Sirih Pulang Ke Gagang

Tepon tetibe berbunyi..

(Cause you're hot then you're cold, You're yes then you're no, You're in then you're out, You're up then you're down, You're wrong when it's right....)

E: Hello
A: Hye you
E: Hey
A: Macam tak nak cakap jer
E: Takde la (duh..!!!Cakap je la)
A: Lame tak dengar citer. Sihat ker?
E: Ok jer. You? (Courtesy)
A: U tak nak tau pon
E: Wateva (Cam tau2 plak dier. Duhh..!Again)
A: Saje je call. K la. Taknak kaco you tido. Gudnyte
E: Nyte

Pengajaran: Jangan mean sangat. Orang call jawab leklok. Suci kan lah hati anda... Sorry you.

Pesanan Penaja: Teringat plak kisah td. "Saya tau saya tak layak. Suara awak buat saya tak boleh tido malam"

Reminder: Tak baik tau reject tanpa sebab dan penjelasan (SILA BERI PERHATIAN QUEEN B)

Confession part 2

Dedicated to YOU...

If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone

I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man

You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy

P/S: To all the ladies. Watch the video. You won't regret. The power of WOMEN!!

penguin oh penguin..

Nak tau tak..kalau kita boleh pilih kehidupan macam mana yang kita nak, i wish that i could be like a penguin. Sebab penguin no matter how many years dia terpisah dengan pasangan dia, sometimes can be like 10 years, tapi dia tetap tak cari penguin lain. Dia akan tetap tunggu pasangan dia...Tak kira la apa saja rintangan dan halangan yang terpaksa dia tempuhi, dia tetap akan mencari the queen of his/her heart. I wish that my life could be like that...